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Israeli SUBS
in Int.
waters |
We will now
study the
EXPULSION
of Jews
from Spain
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OBAMA
Happy
Independence
Day
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Heating, overload
as VAT rises
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Settlement Construction |
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Government Disk Cleaner
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This is too hot,
serve it to me as
a second course
after it cools.
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TWITTER |
For Gilad Shalit
every day is
the longest day
of the year.
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Govt. wants to pass two year
budget |
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OBAMA
LET MY
PEOPLE GO!
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Message
in a
Bottle!
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He listens, he plays a
different tune...
..For some reason it grates
on your nerves.
BRAVO.. BRAVO
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Everything has its'
price!
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Solar eclipse
in Jerusalem
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One evening, in a small
town bar. . . . |
05.24.09 |
We are bringing to light
(publishing) a new and
up-to-date edition
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Military Homefront
Exercises |
The beginning of
swimming season. . .
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And Now He
will also taking this personally.
05.20.09 |
We came to an deadline
agreement!
(note bubble shape of each
)...
05.19.05
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05.18.09 |
And what's with the MAM (Tax) that
remains the task of the Treasury
Minister
Israel HaYom 07.8.09
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Do you
expect them to come to a settlement all at once?
05.21.09
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Iranian flu?
Tell him to take
this pill and come
back for a checkup
in two weeks.
05.06.09
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ME WANT SABRA! |
Our soldiers overcame
great difficulties in spite
of its leadership during
the Second Lebanon War.
07.14.09
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Labyrinths and Dragons
Note Below:
Book on National Budget
05.13.09
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Rock Group enthusiam..
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The Pope did not say...
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Bibi and Mubarak in Sharam...
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Smoky dinner during Lag BoOmer..
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Meetings on the budget continue...
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BS without end!
What's a
cartoonist supposed to draw about?
05.12.09
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The never ending budget seesaw.
05.04.09
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SCISSOR
TANGO
05.10.09
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ISRAEL
UN's target!
05.06.09
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CHAG SEMEACH
Either I have grown or
my blanket (Declaration of
Independance)
has shrunk.
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REMEMBERING
Israel's fallen soldiers and victims of
terror attacks.
Since 1860 when the Jews
started living outside the
walls of Jerusalem
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The Prime Minister
BIBI
NETANYAHU
explains his budget plans
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Bank HaPoalim
תלונות
Complaints
05.03.09
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It's not enough
they try to kill me with
polution.
04.30.09
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HAPPY EARTH DAY
Just don't
touch the De-le-te button. Nooooooo!04.23.09
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I suggest
that we talk without any precondition (Obama).
I can't hear you because of
all the noise the centrafuges are making (Ahmadinejade). |
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This is OUR new
security Officer!
04.13.09 |
Car (Test Drive Car)
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Driver (Test Drive Dummy)
Lieberman
04.05.09 |
Yes, Your name is on
the voters list.
Here is your envelope.
And here is your
anti-nausea pill.
02.10.09 |
Weaving a
Government
Applicable to Israel only, that is capable of weaving a
grandiose government that holds the world’s record in the
number of pairs of legs (130 pairs). Scientists are doubtful
in the ability for that creature with so many legs to be
able to move in harmony.
04.01.09 |
Turn off your communications
system
According to the instructions of the army Rabinute, because
the voice of a women is equivalent to exposing her private
parts.
03.30.09
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What you have there does not
interest me.
What do you have in your pockets?
I also want your pants.
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The government
train has come and gone.
So close and
yet so far!
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Avodah support illusional
Take a close look at the three
pillars holding up the Likud platform at the top.
Do you see the illusion?
Email us with your thoughts:
Yeshabulletin.com
03.26.09
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Ehud what have we got to lose?
This worked once before, maybe
it will work again (sending the ten plagues).
We will succeed in freeing
Gilad for Pesach.
03.24.09
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Clawing for
Scraps
Ehud Barak
willing to do
anything to be part of
the coalition.
Milk = Coalition
His party is
doing everything they can to hold him back. Tying his tail
to a tree
Likud gives him
the scissors to cut free of his party
03.23.09
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This will be the summer
fashion statement.
At least 8 % will get the
boot
from their jobs
03.22.09 |
Take Him Down
A Notch or
Two!
03.10.09 |
How to Prepare
Humantashen
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Picture to
Enlarge
Photo
03.09.09 |
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Israel HaYom
03.04.09
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I'm
sorry, this item
is not
sold separately
only as part
of a complete suit.
03.01.09
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DO YOU HAVE A MATCH?
01.05.09 |
Give him a few more smacks and
then stop,
the new Ganenet has
arrived.
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KADIMA
PRIMARIES |
MIRROR
MIRROR
ON THE WALL!
01.25.09 |
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Forever bailing out! |
For some reason I'm not
comfortable on this street.
ביצים
מרומניה =
Eggs from Romania
אטליז =
Butcher Shop
כליות
במבצה = Special on
Kidneys
מכבסת =
laundry Mat
ניו גירזי
= New Jersey
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תעודת חבר ענסת
Knesset Member ID
שם = Name
למלא בעט בלבד
Fill in with pen only
סיעה = Party
למלא בעיפרוין בלבד
Fill in with pencil only
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Why do we need to provide
sufficient vaccines
סכנת שפעת
Danger of Flu
סכנת שפעת
החזירים
Danger of Swine Flu
Close your eyes and hope
it goes
away.
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HOW TRUE YOU ARE
LEONARD!
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We don't know how to count so high.
So we brought
you a candle for the next year.
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מפלגת עבודה =
Labor Party
ועידה = Conference
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מה
יהיה אם החיסונים לא יגיעה בזמן
What will be if the vaccinations
do not come in time?
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Once again trying
to escape what's due!
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אם הוא
לוקח את הגל זו
הוכח שאכן
הוא נולד בהווי
If He
takes the wave,
is it
indeed proof He
was born
in Hawaii?
שמועות
- כתוב על הגל
Rumours |
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United we MUST stand....
השרדות =
Survival
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WATER
CONSERV-ATION
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If you want the
job done
right...
ONLY I
CAN DO IT!
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IKEA
The Swedish
Connection
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רק בוגרי שירות
צבאי או
לאומי
יכולים
לייצג את
המדינה
Only an army
graduate or
national service
person can
represent
the nation
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If you take a bite of the apple, you can dip it
in the honey.
התנחלויות = Settlements (On the
apple)
יש"ע (On the honey jar)
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Stop crying ... Israel is
not Europe
Here
there is no benevolence to the weak, nor is there a
second chance
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I want to teach you a popular Israeli dance.
One step forward,
two steps back!
Round, Round...
בנייה =
Building
הקפאה
= Freeeze
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We received the gesture,
to fly over the airspace of several Muslim countries and
therefore we are making a gesture of our own in return.
We apologize to those
sitting in the front of the plane who cannot see the
changing scenery during our gesture.
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In these
times
one has to
learn
how to sneeze
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ISRAEL
Clocks moved back one hour
IRAN
Clocks moved ahead one
hour
Note hour hand is a bomb
DOOMSDAY CLOCK - 15 mins to Midnight
COLD WAR M.E. - History repeats itself |
מועדים לשמחה
Happy Holidays
עזרה לנזקקים
Help for the Needy
One who help is rewarded |
דו"ח גולדסטון
Goldstone Report
שוב היורה הפתיע אותהו
The first rain fall
surprised us again
הסברה
Israeli Public
Relations
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SEQUEL TO
DUNGEONS
AND
DRAGONS
Passports
&
Embarrassments
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America plays hosts to:
Iran's (Ahmadinejad)
Egypt's(Mubarak)
Lybya's (Gadafi)
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Light on to the nations.
Do we still believe in it?
Time will tell.
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תיבת
פנדורה
Pandora's Box
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יש
בינינו כימיה
There is a chemistry between
us
Israel HaYom 08/10/09
Professor Ada Yonath is the
171st Jew to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize since its
inception.
It is unfortunate that U.S.
President Obama failed and/or ignored to mention the above
fact, while extolling the problematic
virtues and contributions of Islam in his address to the Arab world.
YB
Editor 08/10/09
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זכית בפרס נובל לבישול
You have won the Nobel Peace Prize
for Cooking.
אבל עוד לא התחלתי לבשל
But I have not yet begun to cook.
אין צורך שתבשל, יש לך מתכון
ממצח
There is no need for you to cook, you have
the winning recipe.
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The small difference
IF you complete your school
year you will receive a flight outside
of Israel
(Right)
When you finish your school
year you will receive a flight outside
of Israel
(Left)
DEPORTED
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It's so hot in Israel
that you could
fry an egg.
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What is your Cargo?
Only Books...
What is your destination?
The UN Security Council..
OK, Your cleared to continue.
If they open the containers they might get a surprise
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The expiry date of the
work visa on the front
wheels of your tractor
has lapsed.
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Ehud, the engine is making
very strange noises...
Nonsense.. you just have
to lubricate it a bit and
it will continue to work.
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I am
resigning
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The Latest
Edition
One Fish
for
980 Sharks
01/12/09
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This is our new cocktail "Settlement on Ice,
it is worth while to savor this before it melts. |
How to handle
construction
freeze orders
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The Shalit Deal
The secret negotiator,
continues to go around and around in circles
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Sarah Livni
Wanted by the
British for
fighting for the
state of Israel
Tzipi Livni
Wanted by the
British because
of a battle to
guard of the
established state
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Who is for voting
against release...
and who is against
voting for release.
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Delays and
more
delays...
But really it
is a game
that Hamas
plays so well.
Time to stop
the ongoing
semantics
and cut to
the
chase.
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ON
A WING
AND A
PRAYER
"Your first
time at
Ben Gurion
Airport"
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HEADS OR TAILS
What do you
prefer to be...
The head car or
the tail of the train?
הממשלה
= Government
הכנסת =
Parliment/Knesset
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Version of the Crow
and the Cheese Tail
You're supposed to persuade
me with nice words to
give up the
cheese.
Your living in a fairy
tail
world.
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The sands of time soon to
be sanctioned
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Happy New Year
Many hot issues still to be dealt with,
including global warming
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The world
according to Lieberman
(Glasses)
FOREIGN AFFAIRS GATHERING OF
ISRAELI AMBASSADORS
(Banner)
It is worth seeing the world
in 3D (Right)
No, it is worth seeing the
world in one dimension
(Left)
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Negotiations
Let him try to
get it down
Danger! High Voltage
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It's a game
of
Snakes and
Leaders
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But I am just
looking for the
token I lost
here in 1948.
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Sorry Mr.
Mitchell one cannot enter (intimidate) Israel with things
like this.
"US
Carrot and
Stick Policy"
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Israel-Turkey Relations
Fight fire
with with fire
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Never again will
I insult an
Ambassador from
another country
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I'm going
down to
Eilat
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Blue Thread
Israel/Palestine
Red Thread
Iran
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AM ISRAEL
CHAI
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My Gas Pedal is stuck
נתקעה לי הדוודה
Bomb Development - פיתוח
Popularity -
פופולאריאה
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70 CE Titus Gate
2010 CE
Berlusconi Gate
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International
Relations
Diplomacy
Lieberman
Style
(It's about time)
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Complete with
Duty Free
Catalogue
This gives me
an idea that
without doubt
will guarantee
full attendance
of the members
of Knesset
at all meetings.
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The courts are
under attack...
GAVELS
READY,
AIM.... |
Valentines Day
Even Cupid
(kadima voters)
cannot bring
them together
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His pedal
did get stuck
FOOT IN
MOUTH
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Tell him that
this is
Afghanistan
and not Gaza.
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Berkovitch,
forget about
soccer, come
to us
(Isreal
Beitenu)
your style is
very suitable
to the
Ministry of
Foreign Affairs.
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Mr Secretary
Now I understand
that I erred in
the report
and
I am obligated
to fix it.
I should also
add.. it
humiliates
the
animals.
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PURIM
RATTLES
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הוצאת המןסד
Mossad Press
מגילת אסתר
Megillah
Esther |
The tidal wave
continues after the
noise in Dubai
And only it should
not end
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minutes
of fame) |
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How to Identify
a Jerusalem
Police Officer
אגרוף מהכותל:
Punch in
the Eye
from Kotel
אבן מהר הבית:
Stone
from HaBayit
בלטה מסילאון:
Swelling from Silwan
ריקיה מחניון קרתא:
Spit in the face
Karta Parking
בלוק משייחי גיארח:
Cement Block
from Sheik Jarrah
נשיכה מכיכר השבת:
Bite
from Shabbat Sq.
דקירה מהעיר העתיקה:
Stab from the Old City
בעיטה מטדי:
Kick from
Teddy Stadium
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INDIRECT
TALKS
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In Jerusalem
the beat
goes on
It wasn't me.
The cleaner left
the bucket
behind after
mopping up.
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BAD DOG THIS!
Talk about be the
butt of all the jokes
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We have a
new health
care reform..
Us too!
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PASSOVER
SEDER IN
THE WHITE
HOUSE
(After the
conversation
with President Obama)
How was it?
Did
you sit
down together?
Yes, it was fine.
The questions
were difficult?
Yes, How things
have changed.
There was a lot
of bitterness?
And he put it
all
together.
Then did you see
any signs in it?
Of course,
next
year in a rebuilt
Jerusalem.
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Obama
read
the bible
History does
repeat itself |
DID I DO THAT?
I want to raise
a toast to the
Chief of Staff
for four years
of. . . Oops.
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בזכור
REMEMBERED
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Holyland bridges
falling down,
falling down.
Holyland bridges
falling down. . .
And all those
involved with it!
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22682 Victims
לא לשכוח
Don't Forget
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CORRUPTION
What about the
public's right
to not know?
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WELCOME
TO YOUR
NEW DIGS
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Checkers
anyone?
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Good for
Israel?
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Can you sweep
away a
mushroom
cloud?
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On bright and clear days, Prof. Chomsky
my friend, I sit here in peace and
tranquility at
sunset time and contemplate from afar gazing towards
the Israeli homefront.
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ALL THE NEWS
NOT FIT
TO PRINT
Intl. Media
מדיה הבינלאומית
Israel Army
צה"ל
Aid to
Gaza
סיוע לעזה
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IDF Command
Amateur Hour
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Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil...
psalms 23 verse 4
הסברה
Public Relations
דעת הקהל הבינלאומית
Intl. Public Understanding
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Do you want
to exchange?
And the Dutch
boy makes three
רצועח עזר
Gaza Strip
מפרץ מקסיקו
Gulf of Mexico |
All chatter
no bite
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Our weakness
is their strength
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יום עצמאות שמח
Happy
Independance
Day
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Next one's a
red card...
And your out
of there.
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I am a witness
to another war
crime, committed
by a bunch of
amateur barbarians
in the
alleyways
of the Casbah.
Exit stage right
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Depends on
what/who
is on the menu
יחסי ישראל ארה"ב
Israel America
Relationship
Names on eggs
parties in
coalition
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A Jewish
neshamah
has no price!
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Some fools
never learn
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BARUCH
DAYAN
EMET
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American
Dutch Boy
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The little
big man
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We also develop
futuristic weapons
for remote control
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The heat
is on!
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Well it takes a
worried man
to sing a
worried song . .
I'm worried now,
won't be
worried long
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the video
of
what happened
on the ship"
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Par for the Course
ועדת טירקל חושפת
Tirkel Committee Findings
הכישלון הצבאי
Army Failure (Small Bullet)
הכישלון ההסברתי
PR Failure (Big Bullet)
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OBAMAVISION |
Multiple
Personality
Disorder
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With Obamas
blessings
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Some Phenomenons
in life cannot be
explained
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Which bicycle is worth buying
for Yom Kippur?
Those that don't go anywhere
(top right)
Those that get stuck everywhere
(top left)
But, also those that can go anywhere (bottom)
Together, but the point is you have to learn
to keep you balance.
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Yom
Kippur is not only a day of fasting, prayer and requests
forgivness. It is also the day that everyone is doing
self-examination.
Did you do some self reflection.
Yes, I can not quit ... my
allowance Overdraft
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Forever Succah Co.
What are you
worried about?
This is succah
for a week
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Don't burst
my bubble !
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Rats abandoning ship...
This is how plagues start
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בין שתי נקודות עובר רק
קו ישר אחד
Between two points crosses only one straight line
"Except in the
Middle East"
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איך אני אוהב את הרעש הזה
How I love this noise
Lieberman says what Netanyahu wishes he could
say
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WANT TO KNOW
WHO IS A JEW?
ASK THE
ANTISEMITE
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Knesset Winter Session
The children are
back in class
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מפלגת העבודה מתלבטת
Labor Party Undecided
WHAT ELSE
IS NEW!
אופוזיציה - Opposition
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The Supermarket Spirit
Do you have a
loyalty club card?
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With lemon |
NOT SOON ENOUGH |
יו"ר מפלגת העבודה -
ברק
Labor Party Chairman - Barak
Look, look the clothes
has no king!
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Proposal for new Israel
construction
קל לבנייה
Easy Construction
נוח להריסה
Convenient for demolition
מעולה לבנייה
מחדש
Excellent Reconstruction
למסגדים לא
חוקיים
Illegal Mosques
להתנחלויות לא
חוקיים
Illegal Settlements
לכפרי בדואים
לא חוקיים
Illegal Bedouin Villages
לבנייה עירונית
לא חוקיים
Illegal Urban Construction
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האתרוג פסול
של קדימה
Kadima's unfit etrog
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Looking for a way to renew direct
talks |
Popularity Contest
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Lamp Unto the Nations
זהו
. . . אנחנו מוכנים לערפל הבא
There we are ready the next
fog |
He wants to do his own root
canal
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Stealth Plane
מכתכ ההתחייבות
Letter of Committments
From:
United States Department of State
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Chaver kenneset is
bungee jumping
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Drooling,
drooling
drolling..
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WIKI
SPRUNG
A LEAK
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הזכחה
Neglect
ביורקרטיה
Bureaucracy
רשלנות
Negligence
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A Great Miracle
Happened Here
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איך הוא הצליח להנפיק דו"ח כל כך מהר
How did he managed to
issue a report so soon
דו"ח המבקר על הערך הכבאות 2010
Auditor's report on the value
firefighting 2010
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The Letter of the Rabbis |
Direct Negotiations
Note:Consumer law for full refunds
on purchase returns within two weeks
I want to return this item, I did even have a
chance to open the package
Very well, here is your refund
But, the envelope is empty, there is nothing
in it
But the package was also empty, there was
nothing in it.
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Here is your passport,
500 dollars cash, flight ticket
and your papers to join the
frequent flyers club.
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The teeth that were found
in the cave of Rosh Ayin,
they prove that here existed
the earliest man (Adam)
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Bear Services
שירות דוב
רוצה דבש
-
Do you want
honey
מכסה לא נפתח
-
The cover will not
open
@%&#%@ Grumble..
בבקשה ..דבש
- Honey
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New Status |
PA Public Relations at its best
How can they accept a state
of a people who don't exist?
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Taking back time |
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Abandon Ship |
So much for tradition |
Truth is
revealed for
all to see
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אל-גיירה
Al-Jazeer
!זבע אדום! צבע אדום! צבע אדום
Code Red! Code Red! Code Red!
?מאיפה זה הגיע פתאום
Where did this suddenly
come from?
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Middle Eastern
Who will be next?
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It's
time to
take
the
carpet
to the
cleaners'
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Loan to fill up! |
Wiki ... forward
(move on) ...
understand?
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Barak and his temporary solutions |
Meanwhile
Gantz
does
shampoo
with the
Ashkenazi
I suggest
not to do
manicure
you'll
need
those
nails
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MIDDLE EAST
המזרח התיכון
Oops. . . .
אופס
Hurry put it back in place,
maybe no one will notice
מהר, דחוף את זה
בחזרה למקום
אולי לא ירגישו
U.S Policy
מדיניות ארה"ב
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ז"ל |
ספר
מתנה לרמטכ"ל הנכנס
Gift
guide
the incoming
chief of staff
ספר
מתנה לרמטכ"ל היוצא
The outgoing
chief of staff
gift
guide
מטרות
בעזה
Gaza
targets
הבור
Pit
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Friend or foe?
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EVOLUTION
New animals in the Middle East
אבולוציה
חיות חדשות במזרח התיכון
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UN Security Council
Condemnation of Israel
for building in Yesha
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מועצת הביתחון
UN Security Council
סנקציות
Sanctions
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I am bringing you a vision
A vision of the dry bones
Book of Ezekial
Chapter 36 , Verses 1-14
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Stoppage of gas from Egypt
not yet
renewed
This was the gas of peace
It seems the peace
is disappearing
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Blood Libels
Jihad Warriors
kill children , too afraid to
confront real opponents
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Wow
...
The whole country
stopped
for five minutes!
If
it will not help,
next year we will stop
six
minutes
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MELTDOWN
The once mighty are falling
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Pest Control |
Step in the
right
reflection
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Story of Pharoah's dreams in
the days of Joseph, in the book
of Genesis. Here comes seven beautiful cows,
fat and healthy
and behind them comes seven
cows, skinny and starving. The
seven starving cows consume the
seven beautiful fat cows.
All of a sudden Moshe wakes
up and it's not a dream.
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In emergency of shooting of
shells or rockets, break glass.
In the future it will be
replaced by a iron kippah
(IRON DOME -anti missile)
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Instant Replay
Meanwhile, Assad
puts out the flames
in Syria
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
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Great Rift Valley
African
Will
there also be a Tsunami?
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Squeeky Wheel Gets
the Grease
With the additional adjustments
we added to the system, it automatically
detects which
mayor yells the loudest and implements
protection for
that city.
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Look how the world has changed
We are dying get out
of here and he is dying
to get in
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If the window
was open,
the stone I threw would not
have broken the glass
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I decided to
run for
a
second term
in 2012
Wow
..
This brings
me to
the
desire
I
could join?
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Arabian Olympiada |
LEST
WE
FORGET!
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Obama Pray Station
"Ground Zero"
Obama needs a
place to pray |
תעודה לידה
Birth Certificate
תעודה פטירה
Death Certificate
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I hope you don't have anything against a polygamy,
on the way to marrying you,
I married him too.
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R
E
M
E
M
B
E
R
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Al HaAish |
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Independence Party
Now that I have my own party, we can go on together |
There
is not
nothing like
the Syrian
demonstrator
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On your mark...
Get set...
NOT!
Dream on
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Hope
and expectations
תקווה
וציפיות
I'm afraid
sir
you have excess baggage
this suitcase is too
heavy
אני חוששת
אדוני שיש לך
מטען עודף
המזוודה הזו כבדה מדי
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Netanyahu's speech seems to be in the the
eyes of:
Coalition
Opposition
Extreme Right
Palestinians
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Do you have anything
to declare?
Only this umbrella.
I received it towards the September rains.
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Opportunists |
I'm writing you on
report for smoking
at a bus stop
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Litmus Paper |
We begin the
winter clock in August, then the religious people will besatisfied to extend the big holiday until October.
Then the children will be satisfied to delete the month of September from the calendar.
Then everyone will be satisfied.
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Middle East
Amusement Park
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Middle East Facebook Demonstration
Other country comments:
"Democracy"
"We want benefits"
"Freedom"
"Reform"
Israel comments"
"Lower cottage cheese prices"
"Cottage cheese now"
"Fair cottage cheese prices"
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We decided
you
can
not
attend
your father's
funeral
So
what
funeral
will you
let
me
participate?
Your funeral
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"
Sanctions "
General Strike
Doctors strike intensifies
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Never judge a
book by its cover!
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REAL TIME |
The government decided with determination to stop the flotilla to Gaza
Everybody get out of the sea, we're
changing the water
Shit, we weren't ready for that
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Our
last flight, is a big step
for
the president, and a
small
step for man kind. |
We are pleased you have
decided to recognize South Sudan, because
we have
already recognized South
Israel
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Boycott law-
חוק החרם
Relax,
it's just
a
shot
of anesthetic, for the purpose of continuing treatment
ואדת חקריה בארגוני השמאל
Investigative
cmte of left-wing organizations
השמאל הישראלי
Israeli Left
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The neighbors
are
complaining
that you
are
disturbing
their
sleep!
האופוזיציה - Opposition
הקואליציה - Coalition
נא
לא
בהפריע
- Do not
Disturb
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FREE MARKET
You got
a
cart
without
a
bureaucracy,
we lowered
the
cost of
its production
and the fares are 50% less
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I'm afraid
I got stuck |
דירוג האשראי
Credit Down Grade
Israeli come
down to earth
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The version of Attorney Feldman
In respect to the former president, when he denied that..
He once
picked the apple, it seemsthat he did not tell the truth.
However since the apple does not remember how it arrived into the hands of the president..
He can be accused only by biting by consent.
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ARAB
SPRING
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I Love you, I love you,
I love you
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Good Bye Irene... |
Baby Industry Conspiracy
As it seems
we can expect a
sharp
and
significant
increase in our
stock
for the
months of May-June
2012
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First day of school,
the new generation stepping out
"I demand social justice"
Grade 1, Grade 2
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Arab
Spring..
Arab
Winter!!!
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Labor Party
Primaries
Who will be in the driver's seat?
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Last
instructions before the game "Maccabi
Tel Aviv against
Besiktas Istanbul"
"If you score a goal...
Immediately appologize"
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Love
is but a dream
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Graduate of the Obama
Driving School
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מתמחים -
Specialized
עירוי נוסף
Another Transfusion
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Like I said
Doctor,
the
problem
with
Yom Kippur is
....
The Day After
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52
weeks a year |
Waiting for Gilad
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The
first... |
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The High
Court Hearing
האוצר - Finance
המתמחים -
Residence
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We returned
from
our
recess...
I never
noticed that
you left!
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Sisyphean Labour
The word "sisyphean" means endless and unavailing, as labor or a task".
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General Strike
Trans: Come children,
come see how we do
this
Teach
the
upcoming generations
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Luckily
there is a strike,
otherwise we would have
no work
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IAEA =
סבא"א
Busybody
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President's Banner |
Solar
Eclipse in Egypt
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אש"ף - PA
חמאס - Hamas
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Another star is falling fast.. make a wish |
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Misery
loves
company
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These
Muslim Brotherhood
came to learn how
we do it here |
On your mark...
Get set...
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End of
the road
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Israeli Crystal |
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Putin
and his
teddybear
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Please, please give me
back my toy, please. . .
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Back
to the
"Stone
Age"
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Leaving Iraq for Afghanistan
That's it,
mission accomplished,
we
leave
Iraq
Just
remind me, what
will be
the task?
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Bircat
Hashachar
Blessed art Thou, Lord our G-d,
King of the universe, for
not making me a woman
Blessed art Thou, Lord our G-d,
King of the universe, Who made me
according to MY will
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Like
father, like son? |
It seems to me
that the volcano
about to erupt
We
need to get the
Supertanker?
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There
was no Holocaust
Holocaust
memory
Aramaic
people
(Wreath)
It sound better in Farsi
(Ahmadinejad points out)
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"You
can always count on Americans to do the right thing - After
they've tried everything else."
Winston Churchill |
MOTHERRRR!
The
year 2012 is
on its
way
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In
Memory
ז"ל
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Ooops
, another one... |
He
thought working
with
radiation was risky
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Dear citizen
The strike
is for you
because the use of the stairs more
healthy
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Hackers
attack
continues
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There
have been significant improvements made on the trains Sunday
mornings..
It
seems they must have added additional seating!
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The
Iranian nuclear program is deceptive we have uncovered its
real goal |
Assad's
trick
פקח - Inspector
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Passing the Shekel (Buck)
המנגנון פגום
The mechanism is defective
מדוע לא תיקנו אותו
Why
didn't
they
fix
it?
המיכל ריק
The container is empty
מדוע לא קנו חדש
Why didn't they buy a new one?
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נסיך
או
אפונה
Prince or pea?
ליכוד
פריימריז
Likud
Primaries
פייגלין
Feiglin
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Traffic Cameras Activated
Photographed
crossing on a red light
Photographed
for speeding
Photographed
for passing over a solid
white line
Photographed
your wife asking "Who is that woman sitting beside you?
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Unlike others we know, they
at least stand by their ally!
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Bombs Away |
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No amount of years can undo the injustice of Madoff |
WEST BANK
POKER
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Always have to
spoil my fun
@!&&@!!
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Unstable is an
understatement |
What did you
expect?
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I'm only a Politician,
Emporer,
King...
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Enother wanna-be
arab!
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Them Jews are at it again! |
The medicine
may not always taste good
but. .
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Where the Name Palestine
Came From...
Whole Explanation
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Who Cares
Which One Is Right!
Israel must learn to
stand up for itself
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The media shows
its true feelings about
the Jews!
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OBAMA
NO YOU CAN'T
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Everyone seems to think
they know what's best
for Israel.
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Chag Semeach
V' Shabbat Shalom
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NO MERCY? |
No amount of years can undo the injustice of Madoff |
The Bush Burns Unconsumed! |
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Freedom of Speech
?
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NO RESPECT! |
Always
kissing #@!!!
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American Pressure
Drybones 12.20.89
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ACCURACY
=
WHAT IS GOOD FOR THEM
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ARABS, NOT
PALESTINIANS |
It makes
him a......
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People tried to
expel us before,
this is no
different
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The difference here is:
OBAMA bows down
to other leaders.
Nobody as yet is
bowing down to
HIM.
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07/28/09 |
They don't need
TO BE GIVEN
blinders
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If only it were true that
all Israelis were Pro-Israel,
Half the battle would be
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BRIBES
ALREADY???
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OH BROTHER!
When will they learn
Israel is everyone's scapegoat
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Who said the Arabs know
what they are doing,
or perhaps it is another
of the PR ploys.
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PEACE OR PIECES? |
ANSWER:
Eretz Israel
QUESTION:
To be or not to be?
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FRIENDS???? |
Sitting by, is what the world does best.
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Modern technology
can be confusing
to some
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Us against
the world
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Anti-Semetism
does not travel,
it roots itself
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Define Democracy |
Problem is
that all those other
nations, control and
influence
the ARABS
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Any way you look at it Muslims are trying to take over the world.
Does this seem like the type of people who want peace, or total domination
and submission.
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To be or not to be....
GREAT
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GOVT? |
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Perpetual Striking
At least they are finally
doing some work.
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TYPICAL... |
Hopelessly waiting
for the dream
to come true
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שנה טובה ומתוקה
מיש"ע בולטון
Sweet and Happy
New Year
From Yesha Bulletin
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Wishful thinking |
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Computers
do all
the writing today
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GMAR
HATIMAH
TOVAH
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Chag Succoth
Semeach
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SAY NO
TO
OBAMA |
THEY DON'T WANT PEACE. . .
THEY WANT
PIECES!
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In every generation
we rise up and nip
ourselves in the butt!
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King Heili Selasi,
the "Lion of Judah"
is rolling over in
his grave. |
THANK G-D for the extremist..
Others are willing to fight to
the last drop of our blood
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Define
Success |
TIME TO SEE
THE FOREST
FOR
THE TREES
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Jonathan Pollard:
Is the only person in the history of the United States to
receive a life sentence for spying for an American ally.
comparative sentences.
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The media use
to report the news...
Now it tries to make
the news. |
FOOLS
SELDOM
DIFFER
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OBAMA WANTS
TO SECURE PEACE,
NOT FOR PEACE'S
SAKE BUT TO
MAKE HISTORY
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Demonstrations
fall on deaf ears |
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Time to get some
political antibiotics.
There is no cure for a
mind that is closed.
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Yah, they all
do what is in
THEIR best
interest, not
Israel's.
It is about
time Israel
woke up
and smelled
the coffee
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Virtually
NO
Reality
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Swinging from the trees of
assimilation |
What's good
for the goose...
Is good for
the gander. |
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Whose running
this country
anyway?
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Nothing is
sacred any more
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1, 2.... 1, 2, 3...
Count what's that |
REALITY IS
OFTEN
MISUND-ERSTOOD
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Open mouth . .
Insert ...? |
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Convenient
isn't it?
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Angel Analysis |
SURVIVAL
OF THE
"ARMCHAIR
FITEST"
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Happy
New Year
of the Trees
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NEVER ENDING
BATTLE
The threat never
goes away..
There's always
another to take
its place.
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They'll probably
drop leaflets
before they
do the
operation
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Since when did
Israel become a
slave of the
western world
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PURIM
SEMEACH
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Time keeps
slipping into
the future
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חג כשר ושמח
Happy and
kosher pesach
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TIME FOR
THE US TO
WITHDRAW
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MATZAH
MATZAH MAN...
I wanna be a
matzah man
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HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
ISRAEL
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IMPOSED
SOLUTION
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Chag Shavuot
Sameach |
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AMAZING
HOW
HISTORY
SEEMS TO
REPEAT
ITSELF
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Yet another
Nobel Peace
Prize perhaps?
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Anti-Semitism
never dies. . .
It just becomes
politically
correct
|
AIDING AND
ABETTING
THE ENEMY
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Take Back
Eretz Israel..
Stand up for
Jonathan
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Harem Delight |
HE ALWAYS
BOWS
TO THEIR
DEMANDS
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FREE ALL
OUR CAPTIVES
BEFORE WE
RELEASE ANY
MORE TORRORIST
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Silence is golden! |
TRUST IS
EARNED
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INVASION OF... |
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So much for a
long awaited
cease fire
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DUH! |
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HELP! |
No Comment
"A substantial and growing number of Americans say that
Barack Obama is a Muslim, while the proportion saying he is
a Christian has declined. ."
click HERE.
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OR? |
Define Ally
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G'MAR
CHATIMA
TOVA
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Philosophy 101 |
Yep, all meow
no scratch |
Beware of
"TRUST ME"
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His turn
shall come!
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The more things
change...
The more they stay
the same
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Problem is rooted in ignorance
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BRING
JONATHAN POLLARD
HOME
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Kinda like the
worker bees...
Who's sting is worse
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WISHFUL THINKING |
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We are the
chosen people
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What San Francisco
needs is an earthquake
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Sanction the UN
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What's hardest?
Making the Jews
themselves remember
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The
Lord has spoken |
Solution?
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BLUFF? |
Rest
in pieces |
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