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Israeli SUBS
in Int.
waters |
We will now
study the
EXPULSION
of Jews
from Spain
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OBAMA
Happy
Independence
Day
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Heating, overload
as VAT rises
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Settlement Construction |
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Government Disk Cleaner
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This is too hot,
serve it to me as
a second course
after it cools.
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TWITTER |
For Gilad Shalit
every day is
the longest day
of the year.
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Govt. wants to pass two year
budget |
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OBAMA
LET MY
PEOPLE GO!
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Message
in a
Bottle!
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He listens, he plays a
different tune...
..For some reason it grates
on your nerves.
BRAVO.. BRAVO
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Everything has its'
price!
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Solar eclipse
in Jerusalem
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One evening, in a small
town bar. . . . |
05.24.09 |
We are bringing to light
(publishing) a new and
up-to-date edition
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Military Homefront
Exercises |
The beginning of
swimming season. . .
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And Now He
will also taking this personally.
05.20.09 |
We came to an deadline
agreement!
(note bubble shape of each
)...
05.19.05
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05.18.09 |
And what's with the MAM (Tax) that
remains the task of the Treasury
Minister
Israel HaYom 07.8.09
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Do you
expect them to come to a settlement all at once?
05.21.09
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Iranian flu?
Tell him to take
this pill and come
back for a checkup
in two weeks.
05.06.09
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ME WANT SABRA! |
Our soldiers overcame
great difficulties in spite
of its leadership during
the Second Lebanon War.
07.14.09
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Labyrinths and Dragons
Note Below:
Book on National Budget
05.13.09
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Rock Group enthusiam..
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The Pope did not say...
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Bibi and Mubarak in Sharam...
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Smoky dinner during Lag BoOmer..
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Meetings on the budget continue...
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BS without end!
What's a
cartoonist supposed to draw about?
05.12.09
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The never ending budget seesaw.
05.04.09
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SCISSOR
TANGO
05.10.09
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ISRAEL
UN's target!
05.06.09
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CHAG SEMEACH
Either I have grown or
my blanket (Declaration of
Independance)
has shrunk.
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REMEMBERING
Israel's fallen soldiers and victims of
terror attacks.
Since 1860 when the Jews
started living outside the
walls of Jerusalem
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The Prime Minister
BIBI
NETANYAHU
explains his budget plans
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Bank HaPoalim
תלונות
Complaints
05.03.09
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It's not enough
they try to kill me with
polution.
04.30.09
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HAPPY EARTH DAY
Just don't
touch the De-le-te button. Nooooooo!04.23.09
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I suggest
that we talk without any precondition (Obama).
I can't hear you because of
all the noise the centrafuges are making (Ahmadinejade). |
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This is OUR new
security Officer!
04.13.09 |
Car (Test Drive Car)
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Driver (Test Drive Dummy)
Lieberman
04.05.09 |
Yes, Your name is on
the voters list.
Here is your envelope.
And here is your
anti-nausea pill.
02.10.09 |
Weaving a
Government
Applicable to Israel only, that is capable of weaving a
grandiose government that holds the world’s record in the
number of pairs of legs (130 pairs). Scientists are doubtful
in the ability for that creature with so many legs to be
able to move in harmony.
04.01.09 |
Turn off your communications
system
According to the instructions of the army Rabinute, because
the voice of a women is equivalent to exposing her private
parts.
03.30.09
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What you have there does not
interest me.
What do you have in your pockets?
I also want your pants.
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The government
train has come and gone.
So close and
yet so far!
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Avodah support illusional
Take a close look at the three
pillars holding up the Likud platform at the top.
Do you see the illusion?
Email us with your thoughts:
Yeshabulletin.com
03.26.09
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Ehud what have we got to lose?
This worked once before, maybe
it will work again (sending the ten plagues).
We will succeed in freeing
Gilad for Pesach.
03.24.09
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Clawing for
Scraps
Ehud Barak
willing to do
anything to be part of
the coalition.
Milk = Coalition
His party is
doing everything they can to hold him back. Tying his tail
to a tree
Likud gives him
the scissors to cut free of his party
03.23.09
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This will be the summer
fashion statement.
At least 8 % will get the
boot
from their jobs
03.22.09 |
Take Him Down
A Notch or
Two!
03.10.09 |
How to Prepare
Humantashen
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Picture to
Enlarge
Photo
03.09.09 |
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Israel HaYom
03.04.09
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I'm
sorry, this item
is not
sold separately
only as part
of a complete suit.
03.01.09
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DO YOU HAVE A MATCH?
01.05.09 |
Give him a few more smacks and
then stop,
the new Ganenet has
arrived.
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KADIMA
PRIMARIES |
MIRROR
MIRROR
ON THE WALL!
01.25.09 |
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Forever bailing out! |
For some reason I'm not
comfortable on this street.
ביצים
מרומניה =
Eggs from Romania
אטליז =
Butcher Shop
כליות
במבצה = Special on
Kidneys
מכבסת =
laundry Mat
ניו גירזי
= New Jersey
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תעודת חבר ענסת
Knesset Member ID
שם = Name
למלא בעט בלבד
Fill in with pen only
סיעה = Party
למלא בעיפרוין בלבד
Fill in with pencil only
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Why do we need to provide
sufficient vaccines
סכנת שפעת
Danger of Flu
סכנת שפעת
החזירים
Danger of Swine Flu
Close your eyes and hope
it goes
away.
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HOW TRUE YOU ARE
LEONARD!
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We don't know how to count so high.
So we brought
you a candle for the next year.
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מפלגת עבודה =
Labor Party
ועידה = Conference
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מה
יהיה אם החיסונים לא יגיעה בזמן
What will be if the vaccinations
do not come in time?
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Once again trying
to escape what's due!
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אם הוא
לוקח את הגל זו
הוכח שאכן
הוא נולד בהווי
If He
takes the wave,
is it
indeed proof He
was born
in Hawaii?
שמועות
- כתוב על הגל
Rumours |
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United we MUST stand....
השרדות =
Survival
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WATER
CONSERV-ATION
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If you want the
job done
right...
ONLY I
CAN DO IT!
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IKEA
The Swedish
Connection
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רק בוגרי שירות
צבאי או
לאומי
יכולים
לייצג את
המדינה
Only an army
graduate or
national service
person can
represent
the nation
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If you take a bite of the apple, you can dip it
in the honey.
התנחלויות = Settlements (On the
apple)
יש"ע (On the honey jar)
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Stop crying ... Israel is
not Europe
Here
there is no benevolence to the weak, nor is there a
second chance
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I want to teach you a popular Israeli dance.
One step forward,
two steps back!
Round, Round...
בנייה =
Building
הקפאה
= Freeeze
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We received the gesture,
to fly over the airspace of several Muslim countries and
therefore we are making a gesture of our own in return.
We apologize to those
sitting in the front of the plane who cannot see the
changing scenery during our gesture.
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In these
times
one has to
learn
how to sneeze
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ISRAEL
Clocks moved back one hour
IRAN
Clocks moved ahead one
hour
Note hour hand is a bomb
DOOMSDAY CLOCK - 15 mins to Midnight
COLD WAR M.E. - History repeats itself |
מועדים לשמחה
Happy Holidays
עזרה לנזקקים
Help for the Needy
One who help is rewarded |
דו"ח גולדסטון
Goldstone Report
שוב היורה הפתיע אותהו
The first rain fall
surprised us again
הסברה
Israeli Public
Relations
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SEQUEL TO
DUNGEONS
AND
DRAGONS
Passports
&
Embarrassments
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America plays hosts to:
Iran's (Ahmadinejad)
Egypt's(Mubarak)
Lybya's (Gadafi)
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Light on to the nations.
Do we still believe in it?
Time will tell.
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תיבת
פנדורה
Pandora's Box
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יש
בינינו כימיה
There is a chemistry between
us
Israel HaYom 08/10/09
Professor Ada Yonath is the
171st Jew to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize since its
inception.
It is unfortunate that U.S.
President Obama failed and/or ignored to mention the above
fact, while extolling the problematic
virtues and contributions of Islam in his address to the Arab world.
YB
Editor 08/10/09
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זכית בפרס נובל לבישול
You have won the Nobel Peace Prize
for Cooking.
אבל עוד לא התחלתי לבשל
But I have not yet begun to cook.
אין צורך שתבשל, יש לך מתכון
ממצח
There is no need for you to cook, you have
the winning recipe.
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The small difference
IF you complete your school
year you will receive a flight outside
of Israel
(Right)
When you finish your school
year you will receive a flight outside
of Israel
(Left)
DEPORTED
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It's so hot in Israel
that you could
fry an egg.
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What is your Cargo?
Only Books...
What is your destination?
The UN Security Council..
OK, Your cleared to continue.
If they open the containers they might get a surprise
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The expiry date of the
work visa on the front
wheels of your tractor
has lapsed.
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Ehud, the engine is making
very strange noises...
Nonsense.. you just have
to lubricate it a bit and
it will continue to work.
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I am
resigning
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The Latest
Edition
One Fish
for
980 Sharks
01/12/09
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This is our new cocktail "Settlement on Ice,
it is worth while to savor this before it melts. |
How to handle
construction
freeze orders
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The Shalit Deal
The secret negotiator,
continues to go around and around in circles
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Sarah Livni
Wanted by the
British for
fighting for the
state of Israel
Tzipi Livni
Wanted by the
British because
of a battle to
guard of the
established state
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Who is for voting
against release...
and who is against
voting for release.
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Delays and
more
delays...
But really it
is a game
that Hamas
plays so well.
Time to stop
the ongoing
semantics
and cut to
the
chase.
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ON
A WING
AND A
PRAYER
"Your first
time at
Ben Gurion
Airport"
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HEADS OR TAILS
What do you
prefer to be...
The head car or
the tail of the train?
הממשלה
= Government
הכנסת =
Parliment/Knesset
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Version of the Crow
and the Cheese Tail
You're supposed to persuade
me with nice words to
give up the
cheese.
Your living in a fairy
tail
world.
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The sands of time soon to
be sanctioned
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Happy New Year
Many hot issues still to be dealt with,
including global warming
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The world
according to Lieberman
(Glasses)
FOREIGN AFFAIRS GATHERING OF
ISRAELI AMBASSADORS
(Banner)
It is worth seeing the world
in 3D (Right)
No, it is worth seeing the
world in one dimension
(Left)
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Negotiations
Let him try to
get it down
Danger! High Voltage
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It's a game
of
Snakes and
Leaders
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But I am just
looking for the
token I lost
here in 1948.
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Sorry Mr.
Mitchell one cannot enter (intimidate) Israel with things
like this.
"US
Carrot and
Stick Policy"
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Israel-Turkey Relations
Fight fire
with with fire
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Never again will
I insult an
Ambassador from
another country
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I'm going
down to
Eilat
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Blue Thread
Israel/Palestine
Red Thread
Iran
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AM ISRAEL
CHAI
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My Gas Pedal is stuck
נתקעה לי הדוודה
Bomb Development - פיתוח
Popularity -
פופולאריאה
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70 CE Titus Gate
2010 CE
Berlusconi Gate
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International
Relations
Diplomacy
Lieberman
Style
(It's about time)
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Complete with
Duty Free
Catalogue
This gives me
an idea that
without doubt
will guarantee
full attendance
of the members
of Knesset
at all meetings.
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The courts are
under attack...
GAVELS
READY,
AIM.... |
Valentines Day
Even Cupid
(kadima voters)
cannot bring
them together
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His pedal
did get stuck
FOOT IN
MOUTH
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Tell him that
this is
Afghanistan
and not Gaza.
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Berkovitch,
forget about
soccer, come
to us
(Isreal
Beitenu)
your style is
very suitable
to the
Ministry of
Foreign Affairs.
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Mr Secretary
Now I understand
that I erred in
the report
and
I am obligated
to fix it.
I should also
add.. it
humiliates
the
animals.
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PURIM
RATTLES
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הוצאת המןסד
Mossad Press
מגילת אסתר
Megillah
Esther |
The tidal wave
continues after the
noise in Dubai
And only it should
not end
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minutes
of fame) |
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How to Identify
a Jerusalem
Police Officer
אגרוף מהכותל:
Punch in
the Eye
from Kotel
אבן מהר הבית:
Stone
from HaBayit
בלטה מסילאון:
Swelling from Silwan
ריקיה מחניון קרתא:
Spit in the face
Karta Parking
בלוק משייחי גיארח:
Cement Block
from Sheik Jarrah
נשיכה מכיכר השבת:
Bite
from Shabbat Sq.
דקירה מהעיר העתיקה:
Stab from the Old City
בעיטה מטדי:
Kick from
Teddy Stadium
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INDIRECT
TALKS
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In Jerusalem
the beat
goes on
It wasn't me.
The cleaner left
the bucket
behind after
mopping up.
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BAD DOG THIS!
Talk about be the
butt of all the jokes
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We have a
new health
care reform..
Us too!
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PASSOVER
SEDER IN
THE WHITE
HOUSE
(After the
conversation
with President Obama)
How was it?
Did
you sit
down together?
Yes, it was fine.
The questions
were difficult?
Yes, How things
have changed.
There was a lot
of bitterness?
And he put it
all
together.
Then did you see
any signs in it?
Of course,
next
year in a rebuilt
Jerusalem.
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Obama
read
the bible
History does
repeat itself |
DID I DO THAT?
I want to raise
a toast to the
Chief of Staff
for four years
of. . . Oops.
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בזכור
REMEMBERED
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SURPRISE |
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Holyland bridges
falling down,
falling down.
Holyland bridges
falling down. . .
And all those
involved with it!
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22682 Victims
לא לשכוח
Don't Forget
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CORRUPTION
What about the
public's right
to not know?
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WELCOME
TO YOUR
NEW DIGS
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Checkers
anyone?
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Good for
Israel?
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Can you sweep
away a
mushroom
cloud?
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On bright and clear days, Prof. Chomsky
my friend, I sit here in peace and
tranquility at
sunset time and contemplate from afar gazing towards
the Israeli homefront.
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ALL THE NEWS
NOT FIT
TO PRINT
Intl. Media
מדיה הבינלאומית
Israel Army
צה"ל
Aid to
Gaza
סיוע לעזה
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IDF Command
Amateur Hour
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Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil...
psalms 23 verse 4
הסברה
Public Relations
דעת הקהל הבינלאומית
Intl. Public Understanding
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Do you want
to exchange?
And the Dutch
boy makes three
רצועח עזר
Gaza Strip
מפרץ מקסיקו
Gulf of Mexico |
All chatter
no bite
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Our weakness
is their strength
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יום עצמאות שמח
Happy
Independance
Day
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Next one's a
red card...
And your out
of there.
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I am a witness
to another war
crime, committed
by a bunch of
amateur barbarians
in the
alleyways
of the Casbah.
Exit stage right
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Depends on
what/who
is on the menu
יחסי ישראל ארה"ב
Israel America
Relationship
Names on eggs
parties in
coalition
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A Jewish
neshamah
has no price!
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Some fools
never learn
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DAYAN
EMET
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No amount of years can undo the injustice of Madoff |
WEST BANK
POKER
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Always have to
spoil my fun
@!&&@!!
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Unstable is an
understatement |
What did you
expect?
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I'm only a Politician,
Emporer,
King...
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Enother wanna-be
arab!
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Them Jews are at it again! |
The medicine
may not always taste good
but. .
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Where the Name Palestine
Came From...
Whole Explanation
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Who Cares
Which One Is Right!
Israel must learn to
stand up for itself
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The media shows
its true feelings about
the Jews!
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OBAMA
NO YOU CAN'T
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Everyone seems to think
they know what's best
for Israel.
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Chag Semeach
V' Shabbat Shalom
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NO MERCY? |
No amount of years can undo the injustice of Madoff |
The Bush Burns Unconsumed! |
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Freedom of Speech
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NO RESPECT! |
Always
kissing #@!!!
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American Pressure
Drybones 12.20.89
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ACCURACY
=
WHAT IS GOOD FOR THEM
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ARABS, NOT
PALESTINIANS |
It makes
him a......
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People tried to
expel us before,
this is no
different
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The difference here is:
OBAMA bows down
to other leaders.
Nobody as yet is
bowing down to
HIM.
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07/28/09 |
They don't need
TO BE GIVEN
blinders
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If only it were true that
all Israelis were Pro-Israel,
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BRIBES
ALREADY???
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OH BROTHER!
When will they learn
Israel is everyone's scapegoat
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Who said the Arabs know
what they are doing,
or perhaps it is another
of the PR ploys.
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ANSWER:
Eretz Israel
QUESTION:
To be or not to be?
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FRIENDS???? |
Sitting by, is what the world does best.
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Modern technology
can be confusing
to some
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Us against
the world
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Anti-Semetism
does not travel,
it roots itself
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Define Democracy |
Problem is
that all those other
nations, control and
influence
the ARABS
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Any way you look at it Muslims are trying to take over the world.
Does this seem like the type of people who want peace, or total domination
and submission.
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To be or not to be....
GREAT
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GOVT? |
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Perpetual Striking
At least they are finally
doing some work.
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TYPICAL... |
Hopelessly waiting
for the dream
to come true
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שנה טובה ומתוקה
מיש"ע בולטון
Sweet and Happy
New Year
From Yesha Bulletin
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Wishful thinking |
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Computers
do all
the writing today
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GMAR
HATIMAH
TOVAH
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Chag Succoth
Semeach
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SAY NO
TO
OBAMA |
THEY DON'T WANT PEACE. . .
THEY WANT
PIECES!
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In every generation
we rise up and nip
ourselves in the butt!
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King Heili Selasi,
the "Lion of Judah"
is rolling over in
his grave. |
THANK G-D for the extremist..
Others are willing to fight to
the last drop of our blood
|
Define
Success |
TIME TO SEE
THE FOREST
FOR
THE TREES
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Jonathan Pollard:
Is the only person in the history of the United States to
receive a life sentence for spying for an American ally.
comparative sentences.
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The media use
to report the news...
Now it tries to make
the news. |
FOOLS
SELDOM
DIFFER
|
OBAMA WANTS
TO SECURE PEACE,
NOT FOR PEACE'S
SAKE BUT TO
MAKE HISTORY
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Demonstrations
fall on deaf ears |
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Time to get some
political antibiotics.
There is no cure for a
mind that is closed.
|
Yah, they all
do what is in
THEIR best
interest, not
Israel's.
It is about
time Israel
woke up
and smelled
the coffee
|
Virtually
NO
Reality
|
Swinging from the trees of
assimilation |
What's good
for the goose...
Is good for
the gander. |
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Whose running
this country
anyway?
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Nothing is
sacred any more
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1, 2.... 1, 2, 3...
Count what's that |
REALITY IS
OFTEN
MISUND-ERSTOOD
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Open mouth . .
Insert ...? |
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Convenient
isn't it?
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Angel Analysis |
SURVIVAL
OF THE
"ARMCHAIR
FITEST"
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Happy
New Year
of the Trees
|
NEVER ENDING
BATTLE
The threat never
goes away..
There's always
another to take
its place.
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They'll probably
drop leaflets
before they
do the
operation
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Since when did
Israel become a
slave of the
western world
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PURIM
SEMEACH
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Time keeps
slipping into
the future
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חג כשר ושמח
Happy and
kosher pesach
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TIME FOR
THE US TO
WITHDRAW
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MATZAH
MATZAH MAN...
I wanna be a
matzah man
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HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
ISRAEL
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IMPOSED
SOLUTION
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Chag Shavuot
Sameach |
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AMAZING
HOW
HISTORY
SEEMS TO
REPEAT
ITSELF
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Yet another
Nobel Peace
Prize perhaps?
|
Anti-Semitism
never dies. . .
It just becomes
politically
correct
|
AIDING AND
ABETTING
THE ENEMY
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Take Back
Eretz Israel..
Stand up for
Jonathan
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Harem Delight |
HE ALWAYS
BOWS
TO THEIR
DEMANDS
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FREE ALL
OUR CAPTIVES
BEFORE WE
RELEASE ANY
MORE TORRORIST
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Silence is golden! |
TRUST IS
EARNED
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INVASION OF... |
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MISC... |
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Never ending
stupidity..
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ACTION!
Take 1000+
prisoners to go!
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At least when the world
admits they are our
enemies...
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Things really are as
bad as we might perceive
them to be.
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AND...
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Freedom of speech
in the Middle East, is after
all an Oxy Moron!
Unless of course you are a
politician, then it is also freedom of. . . .
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The fight keeps...
GOING ON
AND ON
AND ON!
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THE JOKER CONTINUES TO MAKE DEALS!
Only difference is this joker is working in real life.
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Enough Said |
OF COURSE LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE,
ISREAL IS ALWAYS TO BLAME!
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back to top^ |
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Under fire
Under fire
Under fire
Under fire
Amazing what one gets used to! |
Be careful whom you choose to
be bed buddies with.
No bones about
this one!
Luries News Cartoon 04.15.09 |
NOTHING ELSE NEEDS TO BE SAID!
Yesha Bulletin 04.14.09 |
What some won't do to go out
with a good image in the public eye.
For months now Olmert has been
taking the public and especially the Shalit for a
merry-go-round tour.
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The long
arms of the... |
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DIPLOMACY ??? |
Sounds like they really want peace?
Give up warring ways.
I'm going to blow you
to pieces either way
|
Typical Arab agression against
Israel.
They have no true desire for
peace...
ONLY PIECES.
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Fight to the last
drop of blood.
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BUTT OUT! |
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back to top^
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Slime Patrol |
The rockets are
falling once again
|
NOT SOON
ENOUGH
|
DUH! |
Me
and My Shadow! |
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Don't forget
to give him
a warning
leaflet before you blow him up!
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Any comments? |
PEACEBALL
IT'S MINE!
NO IT'S MINE
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Hamas
only wants pieces! |
CHAG SAMEACH |
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Yesha Bulletin (YB) said many times:
The Arabs
don't want peace
they want pieces. |
SO MUCH FOR
SECRETS
IF THE CIA ALREADY KNEW ABOUT IT...
|
The picture
says it all
|
HOPELESS
IN. . .
|
Kudies, Ich...
Oh come on guys,
how hard can it be
to just shake hands.
NOOO!
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OH DARN! |
WISHFUL THINKING
When I grow up I want to be..
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A leopard does not
change its spots.
A leopard can be named Iraq, Iran, Syria . .
.
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Between a Rock and a
Hard Place |
Who's occupying
who's territory
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Who says Israel never leaves a paper
trail?
Be it in dealing with Iran
or when Israel is at war. War,
what an oxy moron, the only
difference is the flyers falling
from the plane say "Get Out
or we MAY kill you."
|
I'M SO
CONFUSED
|
TAKE ME
TO YOUR
LEADER
|
Obamanation! |
SOME FOOLS
NEVER
LEARN |
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Outnumbered 30
to 7: |
Stop yanking
my chain
|
IT'S RAINING
IT'S POURING
THE WHITE HOUSE
IS SNORING
|
Achem - medinejad
HaShem is watching you
Cartoon By: CWS/
Cartoonarts Int.
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HAMAS
HIDING AMONGST
MOSQUES AND SCHOOLS
And.. behind human shields, especially
children
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Even
Trade ? |
This is reality
NOT a reality show
|
THE SCHOOL'S OUT |
TRICK....
OR TREAT |
Uhhh.. Yeah
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WELCOME
TO
REALITY
|
THE
SAME
DESTINY
|
The Natural
Growth
Defense Team
Bears against the restrictions of
natural growth due the UNFREEZING
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HOW HIGH
CAN HE
PILE IT?
HOW HIGH
CAN HE
PILE IT?
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The endangered
species have
spoken
BIBI TAKE NOTES
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Official
Polar Bear
Climate
Conference Protest
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My boomerang won't come
back no more.
I used it once too many times,
it came right back in blazing time.
Set fire to the mosque and now...
My boomerang won't come back no more.
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They don't want
peace they want
pieces.
|
Paving the
way for
Jewish Expansion
in
ISRAEL
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Simply
a-MAZE-ing!
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I could get used to this.
As long as there is
enough ice for the cooler.
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Choose carefully
the seeds you sew..
You may not like
the benefits
they reap.
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Stork
vs
Security Guard
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WALKING
THE
PLANK!
|
It's amazing
how the
"PEACE
PROCESS"
resembles a
"PYRAMID
SCHEME"
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This is the Pilot speaking:
Please fasten
your seatbelts . .
By the way, put your head between your
legs, and kiss your butt goodbye.
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Still a bone
of contention
|
No, a
game
of semantics
|
Terror of the
three bears
|
1st
Anniversary |
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Now I
really need
HELP!
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You can fool all the people
some of the time..
You can fool some of the
people
all of the time..
BUT, you can not fool all of
the people all of the time.
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Amazing the Similarities |
Oh...
HELP
|
No standing ovation,
NO ROARING
APPLAUSE. . .
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No more
gas pedal
problems
|
But I come
in peace...
And
will leave
in pieces.
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Balmy
Weather
|
Once a fool . . .
|
CRACK or BANG
which came first
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Where is the
Goldstone
report?
|
Democratic
slippery
slope
|
So much for
the right to
BEAR arms
|
Of two
minds
|
Obama's Backend
Health Care
Reform
May not be hard
to swallow
(as Obama says)
but definitely has
a bite to it.
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HUH!
BIBI NETANYAHU
|
TRUTH
BE KNOWN
|
HOW POOR
ARE YOU?
I AM SO POOR...
|
For once
someone got
it right! |
Talk about
bearing the
weight of one's
decisions.
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Get a dose
of reality
|
Some fools
never learn
Little does he
know what
might happen
next.
|
BAD
DOGGIE
THIS!
When one
drinks, one
must relieve
himself
|
JUST
SAY NO!
Israel has to start
making their own
decisions
an
sticking to them.
|
DELUSIONAL
SO MUCH FOR
US SUPPORT
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Be careful
of snakes
in the Crass
|
Go Bibi |
OBAMA
AND HIS
CRONIES
|
OBAMA
FLEXES
FLEXES
WHAT? |
PA
EXPRESSWAY
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I Evolution |
Prehistoric iPad |
GROWING UP
IS HARD TO
DO !
|
DIET INDEX
From feast
to famine
|
Reform seems
to be
popping it's
ugly head in
everywhere
Health Care
Goverment...
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And from
Iran comes
yet one
more lie..
E.I.E.I...
SO...What
else is new.
|
SAY
AAAAAAAH! |
SPY
vs.
SPY
|
As long as
you fit under
my personal size
umbrella policies.
It's raining,
it's pouring the . . .
man
is snoring.
|
This is
progress???
Mutually
Assured
Destruction
vs.
Demented
Jihad
Extremism
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GIVE HIM
ANOTHER
AWARD
Under
Achiever |
Guess who's
next in the
pecking
order. |
DOESN'T
TAKE
MUCH
|
5, 4, 3, 2. . . .
MY TURN
|
IF I had
a hammer,
I'd hammer
in the morning
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The American Jews voted for
Obama..
Do they know why?
|
OUT OF THE
MOUTHS
OF BABES
|
The outlook is
grim...
we reap what
we sew.
|
My, what
BIG TEETH
you have!
|
R.I.P
With the
Abacus
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BIRDS
OF A
FEATHER
|
Can this
mess really
be
contained?
|
Hey Obama, maybe you could do better? |
A - Butt
Face
What a target
|
And the truth
will set you
free
|
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Peace is
cooked |
MEMORIES???
of the way
we were
|
DEFINE
SERIOUS
|
Volcanic
Ash?
|
NO
RESPECT!
|
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Another weapon
of
mass destruction
|
NOT
ME!
|
vHaShem
gave the
"Garden of Eden"
to Adam for
safe
keeping
|
No matter how high you pile it up...
It still stinks just
the same.
|
OIL POWER
. . . BABY!
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YOSEMITE SAM
for
Defense Minister
|
I DON'T
UNDERSTAND
|
SUPER
DUD!
|
Weapons
of mass
destruction
|
TANKED UP!
Just don't
light a match!
|
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TIME FOR
A REALITY
CHECK
|
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A Wolf
in Sheep's
clothing
|
NOT
AGAIN
|
SUPER
DUD 3D
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A MOOT
POINT
TO EMOTE
To express
emotion,
especially in
an
excessive
or theatrical
manner:
|
AND THE
TRUTH SHALL
SET YOU
FREE
|
SO WHAT
ELSE IS
NEW
|
|
Obama Takes
a Shot . . .
|
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SLIPPERY SLOPE |
THE TRUTH
SHALL SET
YOU FREE
|
BREAKING
POINT
|
Whoof, whoof
.... OOPS!
All Bark
No Bite ! ! ! |
Barack Obama-Dangerfield
NO
RESPECT
|
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The inmates
are running
the asylum |
Cure for foot
in mouth disease
|
RADIATING
CONFIDENCE
|
BRAIN
FREEZE
|
General confusion
works in the
Oval Office
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#1 on
Taliban
Best Seller List |
A Break from the political
sidw of life
|
Get a space
suit for
the camel
|
Once a
Chameleon. . .
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He hasn't read
that chapter yet
|
Islamic Justice
and mercy!
|
SEE NO EVIL
HEAR NO EVIL
SPEAK NO EVIL
|
You can fool
some of the
people all of
the time, and
all of the people
some of the time,
but you can
not fool all
of the people
all of
the time.
|
DUH! |
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There's nothing remarkable about this, you say. New
malls open all the time all around the world. But
think about it: One of the main complaints
international organizations have against the Israeli
blockade of Gaza is that construction materials,
supposedly, are not getting through. Gazans are
allegedly forced to live in dilapidated apartments
and houses because big, bad Israel will not let
cement mix and rebar pass its lines.
So just where did the materials come from to
build Gaza Mall?
Admittedly, online descriptions of the mall as a
"luxury" shopping centre are a bit over the top,
although I suppose such descriptions are relative.
(The first suburban shopping centres in Canada in
the 1950s, while dwarfed by today's mega-malls, must
have seemed like palaces of commerce compared with
the downtown department stores of the day.)
You can see photos of the Gaza Mall grand opening
at the Palestinian Authority's Safa website (safa.
ps) or the website of journalist and commentator Tom
Gross -- tomgrossmedia. com. Note the tinsel
streamers, balloons and mascots. If you look closely
at the photos, you see a simple, two-storey
collection of brightly lit but plain shops,
apparently
run by local merchants rather than the large
chain stores that populate North American and
European (and Israeli) malls.
There is a single staircase in the centre--no
escalator. However, according to the mall's
promotional material, there is "air conditioning, a
parking lot, security guards, a full-service
supermarket and a food court."
Wait a minute, did the mall website say air
conditioning!? It did. Somehow, despite the death
grip Israel is supposed to have around the throats
of poor, vulnerable Palestinians, the grip that we
are told leaves Palestinians wanting for food and
medicine, the stranglehold that has led to
"concentration camp" conditions inside Gaza could
not prevent the developers of Gaza Mall from finding
commercial air conditioners to cool their building.
And what about the Israeli pants that are
specially priced during the grand opening sale? Or
the American shirts?
Israel and the United States are supposed to be
the enemies of the Palestinians. Every week in their
Friday sermons to the faithful, Palestinian imams
spew out the most hateful claims against the
"Zionists" and their sympathizers in Washington.
Prayers are offered for the destruction of Israel
and martyrdom is assured for all those who attack
the Great Satan. (By the way, none of this has been
tempered as a result of Barack Obama's obsequious
outreach to Muslim leaders and nations.)
Yet on the first days the doors opened at Gaza
Mall, two of the big come-ons were pants made by the
running, pig-dog Zionists and shirts from the
decadent, imperialistic West. It all puts me in mind
of the Cold War tales of ordinary Soviets trading
away goods they'd had to work months to afford, just
for a pair of black-market Levi jeans.
There is undoubtedly a lot of very real suffering
and deprivation in Gaza, but as the Israeli Foreign
Ministry pointed out recently, nearly 11,000 Gazans
received free treatment for their diseases or
injuries in Israeli hospitals last year and tons of
food and medical supplies. Potable water and aid
make their way to Gaza every day through Israel.
Indeed, much of the food and aid originates in
Israel.
The reason Israel was keen to interdict the
Turkish flotilla in May was not so it could pile on
the misery of Gazans; Israel lets scores of aid
shipments in every day. It merely wanted a chance to
offload the flotilla's cargo and check it for
weapons that could be used against it by Gaza's
terrorist rulers, Hamas.
When you are on Tom Gross's page about Gaza Mall,
scroll down to near the bottom where he has pictures
of bustling Palestinian markets bursting with fresh
fruit and vegetables.
I won't try to argue that everything is happy and
easy in Gaza. But Western coverage of the situation
there seldom mentions the aid convoys and never
mentions the new air-conditioned mall, resort
hotels, spas, restaurants and busy markets.
Read more:
http://www.nationalpost.com/different+view+Gaza/3302675/story.html#ixzz0ujpUv9Td
There's nothing remarkable about this, you say. New
malls open all the time all around the world. But
think about it: One of the main complaints
international organizations have against the Israeli
blockade of Gaza is that construction materials,
supposedly, are not getting through. Gazans are
allegedly forced to live in dilapidated apartments
and houses because big, bad Israel will not let
cement mix and rebar pass its lines.
So just where did the materials come from to
build Gaza Mall?
Admittedly, online descriptions of the mall as a
"luxury" shopping centre are a bit over the top,
although I suppose such descriptions are relative.
(The first suburban shopping centres in Canada in
the 1950s, while dwarfed by today's mega-malls, must
have seemed like palaces of commerce compared with
the downtown department stores of the day.)
You can see photos of the Gaza Mall grand opening
at the Palestinian Authority's Safa website (safa.
ps) or the website of journalist and commentator Tom
Gross -- tomgrossmedia. com. Note the tinsel
streamers, balloons and mascots. If you look closely
at the photos, you see a simple, two-storey
collection of brightly lit but plain shops,
apparently
run by local merchants rather than the large
chain stores that populate North American and
European (and Israeli) malls.
There is a single staircase in the centre--no
escalator. However, according to the mall's
promotional material, there is "air conditioning, a
parking lot, security guards, a full-service
supermarket and a food court."
Wait a minute, did the mall website say air
conditioning!? It did. Somehow, despite the death
grip Israel is supposed to have around the throats
of poor, vulnerable Palestinians, the grip that we
are told leaves Palestinians wanting for food and
medicine, the stranglehold that has led to
"concentration camp" conditions inside Gaza could
not prevent the developers of Gaza Mall from finding
commercial air conditioners to cool their building.
And what about the Israeli pants that are
specially priced during the grand opening sale? Or
the American shirts?
Israel and the United States are supposed to be
the enemies of the Palestinians. Every week in their
Friday sermons to the faithful, Palestinian imams
spew out the most hateful claims against the
"Zionists" and their sympathizers in Washington.
Prayers are offered for the destruction of Israel
and martyrdom is assured for all those who attack
the Great Satan. (By the way, none of this has been
tempered as a result of Barack Obama's obsequious
outreach to Muslim leaders and nations.)
Yet on the first days the doors opened at Gaza
Mall, two of the big come-ons were pants made by the
running, pig-dog Zionists and shirts from the
decadent, imperialistic West. It all puts me in mind
of the Cold War tales of ordinary Soviets trading
away goods they'd had to work months to afford, just
for a pair of black-market Levi jeans.
There is undoubtedly a lot of very real suffering
and deprivation in Gaza, but as the Israeli Foreign
Ministry pointed out recently, nearly 11,000 Gazans
received free treatment for their diseases or
injuries in Israeli hospitals last year and tons of
food and medical supplies. Potable water and aid
make their way to Gaza every day through Israel.
Indeed, much of the food and aid originates in
Israel.
The reason Israel was keen to interdict the
Turkish flotilla in May was not so it could pile on
the misery of Gazans; Israel lets scores of aid
shipments in every day. It merely wanted a chance to
offload the flotilla's cargo and check it for
weapons that could be used against it by Gaza's
terrorist rulers, Hamas.
When you are on Tom Gross's page about Gaza Mall,
scroll down to near the bottom where he has pictures
of bustling Palestinian markets bursting with fresh
fruit and vegetables.
I won't try to argue that everything is happy and
easy in Gaza. But Western coverage of the situation
there seldom mentions the aid convoys and never
mentions the new air-conditioned mall, resort
hotels, spas, restaurants and busy markets.
Read more:
http://www.nationalpost.com/different+view+Gaza/3302675/story.html#ixzz0ujpUv9Td
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Piece by piece
PEACE
|
Right to life
comes from
HaShem
|
And the
B-EE-EA-
EA-TT-TT
goes on!
|
Truth is
stranger
than fiction
|
BUT I THOUGHT. .
Love meant never
having to say you
were sorry
|
